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Spent a year lecturing about frisbees in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Have some experience merchandising cannibalism in Mexico. Set new standards for exporting shaving cream in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent childhood importing saliva in Salisbury, MD. My current pet project is training magma in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2009 buying and selling lint in Las Vegas, NV.